In this episode, Dr. Bob—a 30-year-old Russian tortoise living in a custom bookcase-turned-habitat—introduces himself, his backstory, and his unique philosophy on life. From shedding his former identity ("Alonzo") to mastering the delicate art of being both cranky and adventurous, Dr. Bob explains why slow living, routine, and a warm basking rock are the keys to a life well-lived.